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The 3rd Birthday

Parasite Eve was one of the greatest games of the decade, even though it was released in an era where we praised pixelated graphics and regarded them as being some of the absolute best for their time (isn’t it funny how things change over the course of several decades?). It also had one of the best ending songs I’ve ever heard, not to mention some awesome remixes. It really paid homage to the novel that inspired it, and the movie that came out afterward actually wasn’t half bad. Everything that paid homage did so in a great way.

The sequel to it that came out in 1999 was a bit dustier than the original, but when you have something that groundbreaking to live up to, you honestly can’t — or shouldn’t, for that matter — expect it to be as perfect as the title that came before it. But it was still a good game in its own right. The graphics were more polished, the storyline was still decent, and the tweaks that had been made to the battle engine still made for a compelling game that made you want to play all the way through to the end. And just like the game that came before it, the soundtrack was brilliant. The end song doesn’t quite have the punch that “Somnia Memorias” did, but “Gentle Rays” is still an extremely good song in its own right, and you can tell listening to the songs in Parasite Eve II that a lot of time and effort was put into the soundtrack. Things were still good.

Sadly, all I can say that I liked about The 3rd Birthday was the soundtrack. I played it for completion’s sake, having been an enthusiastic fan of Parasite Eve, wanting to finish the series out when I found out that a new game in the franchise was finally coming out. And when I played through it, all I felt like I was getting was fanservice, the “Parasite Eve label” slapped on a game that desperately tried to bring back old-school fans of the franchise to a game with better, newer graphics, a sharp soundtrack, and perhaps the world’s worst plot (seriously, read up on it if you haven’t already played it or spoiled it for yourself… the plot has so many holes it’s practically Swiss cheese, and it is that bad). You can listen to the soundtrack here if you’d like, as to me, that is the only redeeming quality that the game has. It became a shoot ’em up that tried way too hard to pull old-school fans in to the game, which dismayed those who liked the franchise for what it was, and the fanservice was — is, depending on whether you’ve thrown the baby out with the bathwater at this point — incredibly over the top. For Christ’s sake, the more damage Aya takes during battles, the more holes you see in her clothing, and this is done in so obvious a way that you can tell it was intentionally done. Jesus…

I don’t want any more sequels if this is literally how they are going to be handled. I don’t. Just stop them here.

(And the irony? Because the game’s supposed to be an RPG, that’s the category I put it in.)

I didn’t think he’d like this, but…

Since Final Fantasy X-2 has been said by many to be a “girl’s game” (although, to be honest, I don’t really think it is), I didn’t think that Bub would like it as much as he did. But I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Bub liked Final Fantasy X-2 as much as he did the game that came before it — so much, actually, that we have the same problem that we do with its predecessor, that we own multiple copies of it and I need to figure out which copies we can pawn or sell while maintaining enough copies to have spares in case consoles malfunction or otherwise stop working. (And as a child, I remember a family friend getting me this game for Christmas, just to open the game on Christmas day and see that it had been tampered with, that the game disc had been removed and an AOL disc had been placed there instead. Apparently someone working for the store had tampered with all of the new games that they could get away with, because multiple people were bringing games back for the exact same reason. My parents had to give the game cartridge back to my friend’s mother so that she could turn it back in and I could get a copy of the game.)

Not only did I love the game, but Bub loved it too! He didn’t have a clear favorite character, but he loved collecting dressspheres with me, and we did manage to collect all of them in one go and score a high enough completion percentage of the game to bring Tidus back. That was all I cared about, quite frankly.

At one point in the future I may replay it just to take on this game’s Ultima Weapon, just to do it myself.

Having equipped my Bub for the final boss battle, it was almost pathetically easy to defeat the whole thing.

This was a personal favorite of mine for the “girl power” thing, though. You don’t often see that in video games, so to see that in a game was really refreshing, and it really made playing it worth the while for me.

We’ve come back to this one a lot.

Like with Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X has been a game that we have come back to numerous times over the years because it has been such a staple in Bub’s gaming history. Hilariously, this is also probably the game that we own the most copies of — we’ve gotten it whenever it has come out on what has then been the newest console at the time because this is one of the games that calms Bub down the most when he is melting down, so we have copies of it ranging from the PlayStation 2 all the way to the Nintendo Switch. (I may need to do something about that in the form of pawning or selling older copies, but not so many that if a console breaks down, we’re left unable to play the game in the event that he does melt down. So I need to think about which consoles are the most advantageous to keep a spare copy of the game on…)

Predictably, his favorite character was Auron. He used to walk around the house with one arm hanging in his shirt emulating Auron, and occasionally I still catch him doing it, usually around the time we’ve replayed the game. It’s adorable! And whenever I don’t quite know where he was at in the house, playing “Otherworld” loud enough for him to hear it almost always gets him to come out and in my general direction. I usually play The Black Mages’ version of it because it’s a household favorite. I’m a fan of The Black Mages.

I actually had Monster crawling to “Maybe I’m A Lion” when he was a baby! I remember that with fondness!

But equipping my Bub each time has made it progressively easier to defeat Braska’s Final Aeon, I swear…

This is one of the few games that I can’t think of a single thing about it that I dislike, seriously. I mean that.

The one where he stans Vivi.

When Bub and I started Final Fantasy IX together, one thing became clear — Bub was, again, as they say, “down for the life” of Vivi Orniter, and one thing was clear: we were keeping Vivi in our party for as long as the game let us. That wasn’t a problem though, because as the game’s black mage, it was actually to our advantage to level him up and ensure that he learned the most powerful black magic spells as we came across equipment that he could put on that would teach them to him. So I didn’t have a problem keeping in my party as often as humanly possible. (For the record, my favorite character in the game is Dagger/Garnet.)

Through equipping my Bub for the final fight, Necron became… let’s just say that he became bearable. I’m aware that for most, Necron is an extremely difficult final boss fight. But with my Bub equipped, he became bearable enough to defeat. One thing that Bub did make clear though was that he did not like Kuja, and the longer that Kuja remained on the screen, the more annoyed Bub got. Toward the end of the game, when you see Kuja more, and you actually have to fight Kuja before advancing to the part of the game before the final boss, Bub got so annoyed with Kuja’s continual existence on the screen that he left the room and, as I’ve said to friends of mine that I game with, “left me to my own devices”. I managed to get through fighting Kuja and, as I’ve also said, “cleared Kuja from the screen” so that Bub could come back and resume gaming with me. Strangely enough, Bub was just fine with Kefka but could not stand Kuja. Maybe one day I’ll find out why…

He did like the game enough to where when he could hear music from the game playing, as long as he wasn’t distracted by something else, he came in my room. That amused me a lot, I’m not even going to lie.

Thanks to equipping my Bub, though, I did get to see the credits in this game roll without having to look them up on YouTube. I did like the part where we actually defeated the final boss of this game, just like with VIII

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