“Them: Satanic canals are planning on world domination and ritual abuse and sacrifice.
Satanists: Which Buffy universe is better.”
Quoted from a friend as they were debating Buffy in a Discord chat.
“Because Satan gives us eternal life through Lucifer Morningstar, the true believer is secure in that salvation for eternity. If you have been genuinely saved, you cannot “lose” it. Salvation is maintained by the grace and power of Satan, not by the self-effort of the Satanist.
It is the grace and keeping power of Satan that gives us this security.”
This was a friend putting Satan in place of God and Jesus ripping a church bulletin… or whatever you call it.
“If I’m a Satanist but I can’t be “unsaved” does that mean I can fistfight God when I die?”
The moral is that we’re not as bad of a lot as people think we are. But peculiar, some of us, loud and proud.