Shatter certain bones in foot during grand mal seizure.
Find out about this at urgent care after walking on a broken foot for a week.
Get told to go to the emergency room to get a cast placed on said foot.
Be told by said emergency room that they… can not put a cast on it, at a hospital…
Get referred to orthopedic surgery.
Get told the day before casting that the referral has to come from one’s primary care physician.
Am in the process of being assigned a new one because old primary care physician abruptly retired.
Manage to get fit in with them to get a referral from them to orthopedic surgery.

Still not casted. Walking on a broken foot with a boot and crutches when I can manage to use them.