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Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Better late than never to this review, right? Not that we haven’t already been playing it…

If you’re new to the Animal Crossing franchise, it is a vacation simulation series (although the semantics, and specifics, of each vacation site do vary with each game) which puts you at the mercy of a fictional character named Tom Nook who you need to “pay back” for things like building your house and what have you. This is intended to be the primary motivating factor in playing the game, although this also serves to drive the storyline as well since the amount that you owe him is almost prohibitively expensive — at least in my opinion — and is intended to take a long time to pay off. You build a house, manage a town of your own, invite villagers to your town with the goal of making them as happy as you can to keep them there, and fulfill various storyline-driven quests as you ultimately save up enough Bells (in-game currency) to pay Nook back. (That is, unless you play the Stalk Market, the game’s equivalent of the stock market, and manage to “make it rich” selling your turnips — which in New Horizons, you can buy Sunday mornings — back on your island or someone else’s island on a day when Timmy and Tommy are buying them for a really high price, and then you can practically pay Nook back all at once, or over the time span of a few days. That was exactly what Bub and I wound up doing, and it was glorious. Our home loan is now permanently paid off. See ya, Nook!)

Although I’m the sort of person who likes, barring Bub deliberately cuing that he would like to play the game, to take breaks from games to avoid burning out on them and then not wanting to touch them for awhile, I would have to say that I really like this game, and it’s been handled really well for the most part. There are the occasional seasonal storylines (such as Bunny Day for Easter) that pop up that you can participate in — that one I absolutely loved. GIVE ME THE BUNNIES. The fact that you can also play it so easily with your friends if you have a Switch subscription is great as well. I don’t really have anything negative to say about the game so far and would pretty much recommend it to anyone who likes Animal Crossing, is looking for a nice, family-friendly game to play with their friends (online or solo), or is looking for a great game in general.

The Switch has some peculiar visual novels.

Getting back to the whole “visual novels are just as valid, and real, games as “real games””…

· My Girlfriend is a Mermaid!?
· Strawberry Vinegar
· The Fox Awaits Me

For the sake of this post, I’m not even going to count the dating sim that Steins;Gate came out with.

Not all of them are bad — actually, quite the contrary, these games… aren’t bad at all. But I’d be lying if I said that Nintendo hasn’t released some downright peculiar visual novels on the Switch in at least the last year.

I suppose that the visual novel niche has become so marketable that this had to happen at some point.

I don’t exactly mind, because the plots aren’t the worst in the world. But they are a… bit… peculiar.

Oerba’s theme songs will never not be my jam.

The puzzles were extremely annoying to solve in Final Fantasy XIII-2, but I absolutely love these songs!

I actually love the songs from this entire trilogy of games, even though I still haven’t finished Lightning Returns… I swear I’ll eventually get around to finishing it. I will, I will. I hate the doomsday clock mechanic.

I wonder how well that works out for these people.

Well, I’m burning out on Animal Crossing in that I need to take a break from it. I expected that.

I am also laughing at the fact that I will soon have another screenshot of someone blocking me to add to my collection, because a state bishop actually blocked me after he started some shit on his Twitter page about how “Catholicism is the one true religion” (don’t these bishops all do this?) and I began talking in a reply thread with a fellow dissenter about how Bub’s father’s family literally made me attend Masses with them against my will — I’ve mentioned this here, though — and I began bringing my PSP with me to these Masses to play hidden on mute in the arm of my sweater, because as stated, I literally did not want to come to any of these church functions. I guess really religious people do not like to have it thrown in their face, even civilly, when aggressive evangelism results in adults being coerced, or forced, into doing things that they state to their then-significant others after the culmination of every one of these events that they do not want to do, or participate in, just to be told “my mother says that I have to pick you up and that you have to come to these”. I wonder how well that worked out for him — oh, wait. It didn’t. Not even remotely like you thought.

I love how these people can dish it but can’t take it… their apologetics game isn’t strong at all.

Do they think that “with enough exposure”, or “with enough immersion”, someone who has never believed in the existence of a supernatural who literally does not want to attend any of these events is suddenly going to go “oh, I see it now! You’ve been right all along” short of saying that out of coercion or fear and not authentically believing it? Well, that is not how this works. That is not how any of this works. I’m telling you.

Waiting for this game’s pre-order to drop like…

This is all we have on this game right now for something that is supposed to drop relatively soon.

Normally it would be available for pre-order on Amazon, or at least have a page dedicated to it… up there, but it doesn’t even have that, and I’d like to pre-order it for Bub at some point sooner rather than later…

Picked up a few birthday games for Bub!

· Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team Dx (Nintendo Switch)
· Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town (Nintendo Switch)

These are pre-orders, but it’s clearly the thought that matters here.

In another post, I’ll be enclosing the actual picture that caused The Transformed Wife (and several theists at that) to actually see red. “You made Bub hold that up!” I had him hold up a certain… documentary that we finally managed to get our hands on in direct response to a Tweet that she had sent out about how you needed to “raise all children to joyously know God” (I’m sure some of you know exactly what he must have been holding up by virtue of exactly which direction this blog post is going in, but I digress), because I got blocked within probably an hour of me commenting back to her with that Tweet. “Earned it,” was my mental response, and yes, it was absolutely worth it to me. Bub also consented to every part of that. Who presumes competence in this house? I do. Who demonstrates competence in this house? Clearly Bub and Monster do!

If you want to be misogynistic and reaching for people’s derision, you need to expect people like me to rise…

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