I will be getting one of these for my upcoming birthday and am so excited to teach myself how to work it!

Every time my stalker goes quiet for more than twelve hours on social media or isn’t in the process of making yet another burner account to evade being blocked on, I assume that his local police department (who are, based on my interactions with the non-emergency department, nice people who I would not mind interacting with were it not for the reason that I’ve been having to interact with them since… what, late September?) are the reason why. I assume that the FBI will get in on the action at some point given the gravitas of his threats, the fact that they are crossing multiple state lines, and the fraud that he’s gleefully admitted to committing lying to law enforcement AND lying to his own law enforcement about what his actual name was… not like we couldn’t figure that out for ourselves given that we have a picture of him on hand and know what his voice sounds like, but hey. The fact that more people like… this are stalking content creators and often times gleefully admit to doing so means that local law enforcement takes their threats seriously in all fifty states now, are a lot less inclined to put up with their shit letting them continue to get away with doing it, are far likelier to more quickly press charges if they catch them (and let’s face it, almost all of these people are not wise), the list goes on. I can’t really hold much against law enforcement for the W.